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She’ll let you suck her teats if you let her suck your schlong. But Beware! You might lose your balls entirely


As her name implies, Turbo Granny possesses incredible speed that enables her to run at velocities of up to 100 km/h (62.1 mph)

“You really are doomed son of a bitch”“I’ll let you suckle my teats, so... Lemme gobble that weenie”“Aw, Fuckity Fuck!”“Get down here so I can murder yer ass!”“You really are doomed son of a bitch”“I’ll let you suckle my teats, so... Lemme gobble that weenie”“Aw, Fuckity Fuck!”“Get down here so I can murder yer ass!”
Type: YokaiHabitat: TunnelsOther Name: 100 km/hr GrannySpecial Fact: Turbo Granny have the same Voice Actor as Luffy from One Piece

Turbo Granny is a yokai that acts cruel, sadistic, and is extremely foul-mouthed. She is also rather somewhat vulgar, as she offered Okarun a chance to suckle on her breasts in exchange for consuming his family jewels. Since she possesses impressive running power, Turbo Granny takes great pride in her speed and refuses to be underestimated.

When challenged to prove herself, she is not above using trickery to get her way, having been deceitful with Okarun and Momo in their game of tag by counting irregularly. Despite her negative attitude, she is revealed to have a compassionate side, as Seiko stated that Turbo Granny would most commonly wander off to spirits of girls who died tragically in order to comfort them, which was the reason as to why she fused with the Earthbound Spirit Crab within Shono City.

When challenged to prove herself, she is not above using trickery to get her way, having been deceitful with Okarun and Momo in their game of tag by counting irregularly. Despite her negative attitude, she is revealed to have a compassionate side, as Seiko stated that Turbo Granny would most commonly wander off to spirits of girls who died tragically in order to comfort them, which was the reason as to why she fused with the Earthbound Spirit Crab within Shono City.

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How to Buy

1. Get Some SOL

If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy directly on Phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

2. Go to Raydium.io

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3. Buy $TURBOG

Paste the token address (CA) into Raydium and switch SOL for $TURBOG.

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